Look at you, Brooksie, McDonalds, Hannah Montana, and now Wal-Mart. Your level of social commentary is mind-blowing. What a maverick. The Wal-Mart thing stems from the theory that Wal-Mart's missing children (from it's missing children program, naturally) are either sold into Walmartian slavery or offered up to the Wal-Mart Gods. This theory has absolutely no chance of being true...
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