Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new longest comic. And to be clear, Star Trek would only have jumped the shark if it had kept on in its previous direction. I have full faith that JJ Abrams has successfully rebooted the franchise. Otherwise you'll be hearing about it this time next week. Bagels motivation to carry out the actions summarized in this comic was highlighted/foreshadowed here.
Speaking of Data, there's a poll on the home page asking how often you visit Also, Bagels. Hopefully it will give me some insight on the "readership" (typically such organizations only work with plural members) and entertain you with flashy graphics.
Course plotted for the comment section. Make it so, Number You.