Ahhhhhh, (long sigh of relief, not yell) this feels more like it. Advice: Never sell anything without making sure that you recieve legal tender in return and NOT monopoly money. C'mon, you didn't ACTUALLY think I'd sell the site did you? C'mon you didn't ACTUALLY think that someone would possibly want my website, did you? To pre-empt any juevenile comments about the proper use of the word "reign" and "rein" the usage is intentional, so use your imaginations and siddown. Also, why couldn't the camera be invented just a few years later? I mean, that's a picture of the guy when he was ALIVE. Hey, now you've got two things to go look up, the word "furtive" and the slave-supporting state-secessioning 7th vice president of the US! It's partially educational and almost entertaining! "Also, Bagels: It partially almost edutainment! Everyone's FAVORITE genre of mediocre genre-colaborations!"
AND that's my bit. Your bits go in the comments right down there. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight there. No, down a lit- uh- perfect.
Secessioning is not a word.