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Certificate of Pyromaniacal Occupancy

Loxxe — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 20:44:43 +0000

Just heard a song on the radio in which a young gentleman proclaiming through “hrapping” that due to relationship issues, he may just have to reduce their home to ashen rubble with the aide of flames. I approve, young man!

Pfft

Loxxe — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 22:06:58 +0000

Please. I only go to malls to find their burn points. I can’t seem to find a way to ignite the entire building, only individual stores! Frustrating.

The limits

Loxxe — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 22:01:00 +0000

Y’know it’s fine to see young women and girls under of the age of 21 shopping at the Forever 21. It’s their target demographic, despite the blaring fact that they have not indeed reached the age they forever wish to be. But c’mon girls, and by girls I mean women in their 50′s, please. Please stop.

Loxxe — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 06:44:09 +0000

Sometimes the smallest acts of kindness ripple into waves of good will.

Announcement

Loxxe — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 07:08:43 +0000

I just wanted to say that Bagels is the absolute SOREST loser in the history of Monopoly.