Way to be a QUITTER Larry King. Honestly. It used to be, someone wanted to do something, and they’d did it! And then they’d STICK to it! Used to be a man DEFINED himself by the work he did, not by how early he could retire. Way to be a sarcastic quote unsarcastic unquote FANTASTIC role model for young people today, Larry King. Apparently King is leaving for personal reasons, namely that “his bones have begun converting into dark matter”. He’ll probably move back in with his parents.